Bizarre Mag is a British publication specializing in the examination of what is "bizarre", and (re)producing it, often leading to explicit content that some would say borders on porn. For their most recent June cover, they shot Aria Giovanni getting intimate with some pretty tasty, but raunchy food. Of course, I have many reasons for taking great interest in promoting such things!
Now, just follow me for a second and entertain the possibility of this scenario:
You are out on the town with your best platonic girl friend, Sophie, and several of your mutual friends. Fashionably late, Aria shows up to party. She is a friend of a close friend (and NOT a porn star). Aria looks like a cross between Monica Bellucci and Angelina Jolie, except maybe playful enough to score with on a drunken one-night-stand. The evening is going great, and you're looking to close the deal. But just when you have drunkenly convinced yourself that you are taking Aria home, after spending everything you had on drinks... she hooks up with Sophie (who was 'straight,' more or less).
Upon waking from the couch in Sophie's apartment, you recall downing a 3am 'snack' and taking a catnap/passing-the-F-out. All of a sudden, memories of the previous nights' dream come flowing in; images of a candy-colored Aria covered in prosciutto, canned beans, Diet Coke and hotdogs. You rush to get your dream down on paper, scribbling with highlighters and a melting chocolate bar, all the while foreclosing the possibility that your imagination will continue running on to Sophie covered in brie and berries (been there, done that, too sticky, too smelly, too much Sophie).
This is how I assume the following photo shoot was conceived!
I stumbled across this link at EatMeDaily.com, a site that I love for its simple look and diverse posts (and despite its name, I swear is not just about food porn). As a testament to this, they did not risk embedding the video directly on their site, which I did below. If you would prefer to go right to the interview with Aria and the final photographs, CLICK HERE.
Now, just follow me for a second and entertain the possibility of this scenario:
You are out on the town with your best platonic girl friend, Sophie, and several of your mutual friends. Fashionably late, Aria shows up to party. She is a friend of a close friend (and NOT a porn star). Aria looks like a cross between Monica Bellucci and Angelina Jolie, except maybe playful enough to score with on a drunken one-night-stand. The evening is going great, and you're looking to close the deal. But just when you have drunkenly convinced yourself that you are taking Aria home, after spending everything you had on drinks... she hooks up with Sophie (who was 'straight,' more or less).
Upon waking from the couch in Sophie's apartment, you recall downing a 3am 'snack' and taking a catnap/passing-the-F-out. All of a sudden, memories of the previous nights' dream come flowing in; images of a candy-colored Aria covered in prosciutto, canned beans, Diet Coke and hotdogs. You rush to get your dream down on paper, scribbling with highlighters and a melting chocolate bar, all the while foreclosing the possibility that your imagination will continue running on to Sophie covered in brie and berries (been there, done that, too sticky, too smelly, too much Sophie).
This is how I assume the following photo shoot was conceived!
I stumbled across this link at EatMeDaily.com, a site that I love for its simple look and diverse posts (and despite its name, I swear is not just about food porn). As a testament to this, they did not risk embedding the video directly on their site, which I did below. If you would prefer to go right to the interview with Aria and the final photographs, CLICK HERE.
ENJOY! (nudity)
